Opinion
The only resolution I can keep: make no resolutions
I’m trying to decide which New Year’s resolutions I’ll be breaking this year.
1. Quit chewing tobacco. Yeah right! Like that’s gonna happen! I’ll quit chewing when it snows 3 feet in Phoenix on the 4th of July, and truly affordable housing becomes a reality in Ridgway.
2. Quit drinking whiskey. I’m having some trouble with this one cuz I remember a verse from a song Dad used to sing: “I drink my whiskey like a man, I drink it from a five gallon can, for whiskey is the life of a m...