I’m writing this column on my 71st birthday. Now that I’m a full-fledged, certified, card-carrying member of the social security crowd, I want to inform the younger generations of what they have to look forward to. There are advantages and disadvantages of getting older. The simplest physical tasks become extremely difficult, but when you learn to laugh at yourself, you discover that retirement is a blast! The following are the pros and cons of becoming older, according to Willie:

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