Not knowing how much time I have left on Earth, I want to share some of my favorite sayings. Some are my originals, but most are quotes from family and friends. Mostly nonsense, but if you look deep, you will realize there is some profoundness to be found too:

• If you’ve got HBO, you can weather any storm. (Kenny Paterson)

• The coldest thing known to man is a kiss from a mother-in-law. (Tom Berto)

• I’ve never seen an ugly smile. (Me)

• Everyone knows the difference between right a...